Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books? 罗斯，你真的把所有婴儿书都读了？
Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. 你通常在"起伏的双乳"上可以找到。
Joey: I don't know. I've been standing here spelling it out for you. I don't hear anything. Wait. 我不知道。我不在这儿说给你听嘛。我什么都听不到，等等…
Joey: It's hard to tell. They're tiny and upside down. Wait, wait, wait. They're walking away. They're walking away. No, they're not. They're coming right at us. Run! Run! 不好说。他们好小而且是上下颠倒的。等等，等等。他们走了，他们走了......不，不是，他们往这边来了。快跑！跑！
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. 嘘，他说出来了，不只是亲嘴的事，所有都说出来了。
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不，不，他说"你什么才能长大，有个当妈的样"？然后，她回了一句"问题是，你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是个性感女郎？" (bomb：炸♥弹。)
Joey: Mother-Kisser...I'll shut up. 亲妈男......我闭嘴了。
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? 好了，我是在和Joey说话，知道不，亲妈男。
Joey: Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. And you tell me she's not a knockout. 看，这是我爸妈婚礼时的照片。你说，她是不是个美人。(knockout：击昏，击倒。)