Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all. 嘿，想像一下她没挺着大肚子就行。
Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code? Chandler，我没亲她，亲的人是他！看到没，违反规定就是这种下场！
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what would happened. 嘿，嘿，他们被我逮到算你幸运，不然谁知道还会发生什么。
Joey: Uh...y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing. 呃，知情本身就很麻烦。
Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know, and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我...... 然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. . 因为如果你不说，他妈妈也许会......
Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! 呃....他连护裆都没穿！(jockstrap：护身三角绷带，护裆。)