Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her? 你妈打电话告诉我的。这就是她？
Doctor: No, no, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. 没有，我不容易找到对象。
Doctor: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? 说不定，可能是一小时，也可能是三小时，但是请放心，她的状况很好。那么，呃，告诉我，你目前有交往对象吗？
Rachel: OK, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. 好，说到哪儿了，你在跟我说巴黎的事，听起来真吸引人。
So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this. OK, who wants to hear something ironic? 所以你们别再吵了，别吵了！别让我再发脾气，我不喜欢我自己这样。好吧，谁想听点讽刺的事？
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me. 你知道你的问题出在哪儿吗？你觉得我是个威胁。
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. 听着，你和Carol在一起之前她从来没把我赶出房间过。
Joey: Hi, yeah, it's me. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. Yeah, I'm single. Twenty five. An actor. Hello? 嗨，对，是我。哦不不不，我们只是朋友。对，我单身。25岁。演员。您好？