Chandler: He doesn't do much, does he? 他不怎么动吧？
And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. I'm sorry. You were fighting. 但是这个小宝宝呢，他有如此爱他的三个父母，甚至因为谁最爱他而吵架。而且在他还没出生的时候。就是，就是说他是天底下最幸运的孩子。抱歉，你们在吵架。
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. 我心爱的女人今天要生孩子。我和你一样期待。
Doctor: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. 没有，真的。我想是因为我花太多时间在……你知道，我工作上。
Lydia: She's not much of a phone person. 她不善于讲电话。
Phoebe: They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry... Thanks, Ross. 他们又小又肉摸起来感觉很好，不久他们长大后就会开始恨你。然后他们对你大吼大叫，你不知道为什么，你只能哭啊哭啊哭啊。你哭啊哭啊哭啊……谢谢你Ross。
Monica: You know, when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that. I'm Monana. 你知道吗，和她在一起，我就超越了那种人。我是摩娜娜。
Monica: I have no idea, but look how much they spent. 我也不知道，你看他们花了多少钱。