Phoebe: Oh, Paper cut! Paper cut! 信封割到舌头了!割到舌头了!!
Phoebe: You know...You're gonna be really, really hard to get over. 你知道,忘了我是很难的一件事。
Phoebe: Um, then yes, it's because of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me. 没错,就是因为她,所以,不是她就是我。
Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? 如果是,你愿意不和她来往吗?
Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? 为什么?因为我是菲比的朋友?
Phoebe: Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work. 好吧,是的,我们是没有结果的。
Phoebe: That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you! 没错,我不喝酒。但我爱你爱得如痴如醉。