Ross: What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. 什么？哦哦哦哦，这是什么意思？还是叫Jordie，我们根本没讨论过Jordie。我们只是排除Jessy，Cody，Dylan这些名字的时候提过一下。(fiasco：大为丢脸的失败。)
Ross: No no no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. 不不不，我不要我儿子叫裘帝。我们商量过，我儿子叫Jamie。
Ross: 3,2...Who the hell is Jordie? 3，2，……Jordie到底是谁？
Ross: 15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12... 还剩15秒，14，13，12……
Ross: Yeah. I'm paying you to stop. OK? 对，我买你别唱了，好吧？
Phoebe: They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry... Thanks, Ross. 他们又小又肉摸起来感觉很好，不久他们长大后就会开始恨你。然后他们对你大吼大叫，你不知道为什么，你只能哭啊哭啊哭啊。你哭啊哭啊哭啊……谢谢你Ross。