nice dad and his son a... What was it? 爸爸和他儿子 卖一根 什么
Ross: Come on, come on. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, you know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. 拜托,拜托。就得用力点儿不然……可恶! 可恶! 可恶! 可恶!都是你的错。这本来应该是我这辈子最快乐的日子,你知道么?我儿子即将出生,我应该在那儿,而不应该跟你被困在储藏室里。
Ross: No no no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. 不不不,我不要我儿子叫裘帝。我们商量过,我儿子叫Jamie。
Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 好的,想象最糟的场景,假设你从未感觉像个爸爸。假如你儿子从未感觉跟你交心。假如他所有的关系全受这个的影响。
Mrs. Bing: Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms. 哦,不,我是个很棒的妈妈,我儿子的第一个避孕套是我买给他的。
Mrs. Bing: Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate but I get to see my son, who I love... 哦,还不错,明天我将前往纽约。其实我不喜欢纽约,但是我可以见到亲爱的儿子。