Joey: Hey... You are having an affair, I'm chopping the garlic, it's a wacky world. 喂！你有外遇，我剁大蒜，这世界真古怪。
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. 那是意外，我又不是隔着一条街拿着望远镜和甜甜圈。
Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! 对不起，只是我要当姑姑，太兴奋了！
Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。(racquetball：短网拍墙球，手球式墙球（比赛规则和场地都与有四面墙场地的墙手球相同，但击球用以皮带拴腕的短柄球拍，球较墙手球略大而软）。)
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, you know? So at least I'll get to see him again. 棺材会敞着，所以我至少可以见他最后一面。
Sandy: You know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. 我上周在商场看见你时，那或许是我第一次想像出裸体的小精灵了。
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do? 而我在商场遇到一个很性感的单身妈妈， 让我这个小精灵怎能抗拒？
Rachel: Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight. 没办法，保罗提早搭飞机回来。