Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. 我心爱的女人今天要生孩子。我和你一样期待。
Ross: I'm having a baby in there! Hello? Okay, everyone stand back. Ow! 我的孩子就要在外面出生了！有没有人？所有人后退。噢！
Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know? 是的，那么，嗯，就是，嗯，孩子的爸爸怎么回事？我是说，如果有人即将生下我的孩子，我会想知道的，你懂我的意思么？
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him? 那他在哪儿？他应该在这儿的。万一小孩需要他怎么办？
Doctor: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions? 那么，你们考虑生个孩子？好的，我了解你已怀胎九月。这是个好的开始。宫缩情况如何？
Ross: Oh, Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys. 哦，Susan想买"胖墩儿"。我们要有孩子了，好么，一个孩子，你不能在这时候去买"胖墩儿"。
Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. 是的，Joey安排了在50年代的电影生小孩。