Chandler: We should always always break up together. 我们应该回♥回分手都一起。
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes. 不妙，她回来了。
Chandler: Oh, I don't know, a million? 哦，我不知道，一百万杯？
Phoebe: Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la. 钱德勒，放松，放松。想点高兴的事。啦啦啦啦。
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. You know, I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, boom. Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 事情是这样的，珍妮丝。要知道，我的意思是，好像我们不是一类人。你懂的，我就像乒，乒，乒，你就像乓、乓、乓。天呐，太对不起了，你没事吧？
Chandler: I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world. 我打到她的眼睛了！我打到她的眼睛了！这是有史以来最差劲的分手了。