Chandler: I'm very very aware of my tongue... 我很注意我的言辞……
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here. 哦拜托,她太高于我的层次了?罗斯,支持我一下。
Chandler: Oh yeah, right, and what would my opening line be? "Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh." 哦,对,那我的开场白会是什么?“打扰了。呃啊……”
Chandler: There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock! 有个美女在八、九、十点钟方向!
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! 她太迷人了!和她比起来我的梦中情人就像是又矮又肥的秃顶男人!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. 你总是能找到从未看过他任何一部作品的人。真是专注,无畏无惧,就算死到临头也不恐慌。(impending:即将发生的,迫在眉睫的。)