Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad. 你没问题的。你是全北美洲最细心、最有责任感的男人。你将来一定是个好爸爸的。
Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set. Not her. 你只需找到爱男人的女人就可以了。不是她。
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. 不，因为我知道怎样去描写那些女人们钟情的男人。
Chandler: Yeah, are there no conscious men in the city for you two? 是啊，你俩在城里就找不到清醒的男人吗？
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! 她太迷人了！和她比起来我的梦中情人就像是又矮又肥的秃顶男人！
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? 是因为我吗？是不是我有某种信号，只有狗或者有严重感情问题的人才能听得到？