Chandler: No, I think it's if I can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do. 不,我想应该是"如果我能入侵波兰,就没有什么事我做不了。"
Chandler: Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats. Andrea是爱尖叫的那个,Angela有猫。
Chandler: I don't think that was my point! 我认为那不是我的意思!
Chandler: You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years. 而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了。
Chandler: Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out. That is why we don't do it! 四年的亲近和分享,最后她把你的心给伤透了,这就是为什么我们不这么干!
Chandler: You gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. 你得明白,我们两个还没有比曼妥思糖时间更长的恋爱关系呢。(mento:曼妥思糖)