Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. 噢,这可真是个可以载入日记的时刻。
Chandler: I got it. Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 我来。请不要再这么干了,这是很难听的声音。
Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He's away a lot. 我和钱德就住在对面。而且他经常不在。
Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. 噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子。
Chandler: Tuna or egg salad! Decide! 金枪鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定!
Monica: This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you remember my brother, Ross? 这就是各位啦,这是钱德勒,菲比和乔伊。还有,你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! 而我只想要100万美金!
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud? 有时候我希望我是女同性恋。我大声说出来啦?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it. 最后,我觉得应该接这个电话。