Chandler: Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner? 问你一下，一定要是Carol的女同志伴侣才行吗？
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! 好了好了，这里人太多了，而且待会儿又会多一个，所以除了前任丈夫和女同志伴侣，都请出去！
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day. 每天都是女同志节。
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. 你是孩子的爸爸。大家都知道你是他爸爸。我又是谁？这世上有母亲节，有父亲节，没有女同志节。
Ross: It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally different situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbian I gotta go. 这是，这是，这完全是两回事，这是风马牛不相及的事，这是牙医和女同志的，我得走了。
No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. 不不不，我知道你要说你是个女同志。
Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, OK? The Rachel thing isn't happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian.... I don't think we need a third. 拜托，Ross，你得重新开始新的感情，好吧？你和瑞秋的事没指望，你前妻又是个女同志。我觉得我们不需要第三回吧。
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good! 喂！我娶女同同性恋者是想让你抬得起头！
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian? 这就是你错误的地方，如果当初我感觉到她是女同性恋者我何必和她结婚呢？
Joey: " How come you don't live with Mommy? "" How come Mommy lives with that other lady? ""What's a lesbian? " 为什么你不和妈咪一起住？为什么妈咪和另一个女人一起住？什么是女同性恋？