Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说，那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了，只因他无法演出话剧？
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样，有一天我看了一部电影，彻底改变我人生。
Fake Monica: You're Pennsylvania Dutch, right? 你不是宾州荷兰人吗？
Fake Monica: That's just probably because of your Amish background. 因为你有阿米许的血统。
Fake Monica: Oh, by the way...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show. 哦，对了，明天我们要去参加百老汇的试演。
Fake Monica: So when they caught on the fact, well you know we're short and have breasts.... 他们知道了真相，你们知道的，我们又矮又有胸部时。
Fake Monica: Monana was very brave. 摩娜娜可是相当勇敢。