Chandler: I know that one. No, that's popes into a Volkswagen. 我知道……不，那是教皇进入大众汽车。
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo? 你如何把它送进动物园？
Ross: No. No. The vet said unless he's in a place...where he has regular access...to some monkey loving...he's just gonna get vicious...I just gotta get him into a zoo. 没办法，兽医说除非有个地方让它获得正常的猴爱，否则它会越来越凶猛，我得将它送到动物园。
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me. But you're more plugged into that show business thing. 我没印象，但是你是深深陷在表演事业之中了啊。
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff! 我们得想办法阻止他。我们得想办法阻止他，早上我逮到他往这儿看，真是令我毛骨惊然，我感觉自己无法办事。
Then we'll go into the studs and hold 'ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan yesterday. Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing. 然后我们将开始一暗四明的玩法、德州扑克。我跟你南希堂兄聊天来着。我发牌的时候先不要碰牌。(stud: 一暗四明扑克牌。hold 'em：德州扑克。)
Dr. Rosen: Okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out women we meet at the hospital... It turns into... 每次我们和医院里认识的女病患约会都会变成...
Chandler: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different. You might want to look into it. 你知道么Ross，科学证明孩子和猴子是不一样的。我们可以验证一下。
Monica: Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? I can't think of an example. OK? I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this...and you can't wait 4 and half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet? 什么？试想一下我到你的办公室然后开始……？我想不出一个合适的例子，好吧？这机会我已等了七年而你却等不了四分半钟之后再吃洋葱馅饼吗？
Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. 今天和平常没什么两样，我在输人数字时，艾尔叫我到他办公室，说他要我当运行主管。