Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New year's, who invited who? Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed? 嗯，那你扪心自问，咱俩为什么总是能分而复合？新年的时候，谁找的谁？情人节呢，又是谁邀谁上床？
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or...I'll end up like my mom. 如果我像我父母一样，我不是变成嗜酒的追逐二十岁小男孩的金发美女，就是变得和我妈一样。
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them. 而且几年后我们就和他们一样。
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I would like to believe that when the right woman comes along; you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married." 没有。你决心当接不到活儿的演员，这不是一件容易的事但你办到了。我也相信对的人出现时，你会勇敢地对她说“不，谢谢，我已经结婚了。”
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipefitting business, did you cave? 你不是他，你是你。当你家里人都劝你接受你爸爸的管道安装工作，你有屈服了吗？
Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here... 好吧，我觉得我们越聊越离谱了。
Chandler:...And then he burst into flames. 然后他就欲♥火焚身。
Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe. Don't look now. But behind us there's a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. 天啊，Phoebe，现在别看。后面有一个能让我们伤心欲绝，难以自拔的帅哥。(pit：矿井，深坑，陷阱。)
So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. 然后我吹起了防狼哨，又出现了三辆计程车，我刚要上车，她又来攻击我。(thingy：[诙谐语] 不知其名或忘记其名的小物件。tackle：着手处理，擒住并摔倒（一名对方球员）。)
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman, this blonde planet with a pocketbook starts yelling at me, something about how it was her cab first. 不是，是我在机场要坐计程车时，一个夹着书的金发疯女人开始对我大喊大叫，说计程车是她先拦到的。