Ross: I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me. 我是非法饲养的。万一他们找到它，他们就会带走它。
Ross: Marcel is an illegal, exotic animal. 马修是非法的外来动物。
Rachel: Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, and I've got everybody looking for him and I got. 罗斯，我已尽最大的努力，我已叫大家分头去找。
Ross: You know what, I guess it's partially my fault, you know, I shouldn't ask you to start off with the monkey, should start you off with like a pen or a pencil. 不不不，我想我也有责任，我不该叫你照顾猴子，应该先让你从照顾铅笔开始做才对。
Rachel: Oh, God! Okay, all right. All right, okay. Ross, please don't hate me. 哦，上帝啊！好吧，好吧。罗斯，请别恨我。
Ross: I can't believe this. I mean all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment! 我真不敢相信。我只是麻烦你别让它跑出公寓。
Rachel: Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! Okay, quick and painful. 罗斯，我没法这样下去！好，又快又痛苦。
Ross: Okay, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...I was, kinda want to run some by you. You know how we were, you know, talking before...about relationships, and stuff. 行，我们能去，但在我们去东北犯罪首府之前……我有些话想说。你知道我们曾谈过……感情之类的问题。