Rachel: Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh, Ross. 哦……太好了……哦…哦……罗斯……
Phoebe: No, I know. That's part of the whole...you know them-not-liking-you extravaganza. 是没人，我知道。这是……你懂得……整个"没人喜欢你盛大聚会"的一部分。(extravaganza：盛大表演（比赛），盛事。)
Monica: That's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking? 那不一样。我撒的谎不会让我们在美国48个州成为罪犯。你当时在想什么？
Ethan: Well, If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then...yes, I am. 好吧，如果你们孩子现在都这么叫的话，是的，我是处男。
Ross: Yeah, you want 55JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right. JUMBO with a "U," sir. No, believe me. You don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. Alrighty, byebye. 对，你要打的是55JUMB0。对，没错。没错，先生。有U的JUMB0。不，先生，相信我。你想呼的那个人不是我。从他的号码看来，你看到我会失望的。好滴，再见。
Chandler: Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea. 多谢，乔伊，这是个好主意。
Interviewer: That's fine. Thank you. Next. 行，谢谢。下一位。
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica.You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are. 没什么好想知道的。你继续做你自己，因为那才是真正的你。
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean. 它会拿香蕉，如果你是这意思的话。
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。