Rachel: Ross, you know, I said I'm sorry a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now. Oh, my God! There, are you happy now? 罗斯，我已向你到过无数次歉了你还想要我怎样？你想我的脚也受伤？我马上就把脚弄伤。瞧，高兴了吧。
Luisa: Yes, not so much you. You were fat, you had your own problems. But you. What a bitch! 我不是说你，你当时很胖，你有自己的烦恼。可是你，实在是个贱♥货。
Rachel: Turned out it was a hat. Cat! Cat! What did I say? 结果是帽子。猫！猫！我说了什么？
Rachel: Oh, yeah, you know what, that was a complete misunderstanding. 对，你知道么，这完全是个误会。
Ross: You know what, I guess it's partially my fault, you know, I shouldn't ask you to start off with the monkey, should start you off with like a pen or a pencil. 不不不，我想我也有责任，我不该叫你照顾猴子，应该先让你从照顾铅笔开始做才对。