All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang：都是俚语，意思是男人阴?茎。)
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine, by the way. 真是个美丽动人的故事。嗨，顺便说一句，我很好。
Phoebe: What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this. 这方法真好，你现在衣服颜色都一个色系，回头我也这么干。
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking? 哦，我的天，你在想些什么啊？
God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! What am I doing? What am I doing? 天呐，我穿这些看来会像只巨大的复活节糖果！我在做什么啊？我在做什么啊？(marshmallow peep：一种一般在复活节吃的彩色糖果。)
Angela: You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed. 还有你知道吗？他在床上更是一流。
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her?That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel. 你运气真好。你知道我最想念她什么吗？就是她啃东西的时候发出的可爱的小声音，就像一只开心的小松鼠或者鼬鼠。