Alan: Yeah, I mean, I had a great time with you. I just can't stand your friends. 是啊,我和你在一起很愉快,只是我受不了你朋友。
Alan: But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved. 我有点松口气了。
Monica: No, but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan. It wouldn't be fair to you! 不,但这样对我不公平,对艾伦也不公平,对你们也不公平!
Monica: I mean, there's really no easy way to say this...I've decided to break up with Alan. 我意思是,真是很难启齿。。。我决定和艾伦分手。
Rachel: Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you. 钱德勒?是艾伦,他要和你讲话。
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan. 怎么会,不可能的。你永远不可能太艾伦。
Chandler: I personally could have a gallon of Alan. 我一个人可以喝下一加仑的艾伦。