So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. 所以我想说的就是：谢天谢地你们的感恩节计划都砸了。
if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? 如果你没有得“梅毒”那些玩意我们就不能一起过。
I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great. 我知道这不是你们本来计划的感恩节， 但是对我来说这样也挺棒的。
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. Okay? This was nobody's first choice. 我们本来都有更好的计划的，这不是大伙的最佳选择。
Joey: All right. Chandler, don't lose this. 好吧，Chandler，别把钥匙丢了。
It's my first Thanksgiving, and I It's all burnt, and I can't... 这是我第一次搞感恩节大餐，现在全焦了……我……
Rachel: All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. But I'm not. 你听着，假笑的这位。要不是你和你那该死的气球，现在我就在飞机上看着空姐欢迎我。但我没上飞机。(smirky：假笑的，得意地笑的。)