Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会？谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Joey: Come on, seriously, I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? 拜托，我告诉过你不要用回乔伊。你认为我该取什么艺名？
And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 这想法震惊了我，比其他任何我不敢做的破事更让我害怕。
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。
Monica: Excuse me? There's an open call for Cats. I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? 什么？ "猫" 剧还有一个缺额。我想我们可以去唱 "回忆"。让自己彻底当个傻子，如何？
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this. 不可能，你不可能这么做。
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo? 你如何把它送进动物园？
Monica: Do you ever feel like sometimes you're so unbelievably uncoordinated? 你没有觉得自己有时毫无协调感吗？
Monica: Ok, do you see anybody you think could be me? 好了，你有看到谁像是我吗？
Monica: Which one do you think she is? 你认为是哪一个是她？