Yeah, I can see you right now! Hello! If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like... 是啊，我现在可以看到你！喂！如果我要穿着内♥裤在室内走来走去，我可不想感觉……
Rachel: Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when Barry and I first got engaged, he went through a whole weird thing too. 真的？如果这样能让你好过点，我和巴瑞订婚时，他也完全变得很奇怪。
Mindy: Oh, God, Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer. Not like the time when I asked if those red cute pants made my ass look big. 哦，天呐，好吧，我只问你一次，我希望得到直接的回答。不像那次问你红色短裤是不是让我的屁♥股显得大一些这样的问题。
Chandler: Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. 丹妮尔，你好，我是Chandler，我很好。呃，我不知道你是否给我打过电话，呃，因为我这个白♥痴不小心把电话关了。
Oh. God. Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... 哦，天呐，好的，好的。我明天工作，如果你愿意你可以过来……
Chandler: If it helps, I could slide over. 如果需要我可以过去点。
Rachel: Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say? 拜托，如果她说：罗斯，我要在这沙发上要你，此时此地，你会怎么回答？
Phoebe: You know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet. 如果愿意你可以打给她的留言机，如果听见许多哔哔声，那代表她或许没听见留言。
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll just...I'll just break it off with her. 如果你愿意，我就和她分手。
Rachel: For the most part. Look, if you take this monkey, I'll lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. Come on, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here. 随意。如果你把猴子带走，我将失去我生命中重要的人。你可以恨我，请别折磨他。这是你成为大人物的机会。