Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? 如果是，你愿意不和她来往吗？
Rachel: Hello? Um, yeah, uh, Okay ah, hold on a second, let me let me just check and see if see if she's here. 你好？呃，好的，等等，我看看她在不在。
Phoebe: Why not, if crunchy is a word, why scrunchy? 为什么不是，“嘎吱嘎吱”都是一个词，何况“scrunchy”呢？
Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea... 我没紧张，我只是说如果有人来给我说这个主意。
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sundried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd say "get out of my office!" 我告诉你一件事，我觉得有一份晒干蕃茄的事业挺不错的。五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子，我就叫他滚出我的办公室。
Dr. Rosen: Actually, that's right, I don't mind if you want to take your break. 实际上，没关系的。我不介意你休息一下。
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit. 兄弟，如果你敢在我的生日那天做这事儿，你就会看到我发飙，然后起诉你！(business end： 指公事公办（起诉某人）。hissy fit：发飙。)
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys? 如果她是我朋友，希望她能谅解。我的意思是，你们不会谅解吗？
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff. 当然，只有你点什么东西的时候。
Ross: Come on, he doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt... 别这样，他不知道这些，如果他知道你的感受……