Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. Little tip: If you're ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand on the desk. 坦然接受。拿钉书机钉我除外。给你们个提示，以后遇见类似的状况切记别把手放在桌上。
Carol: What do you know? No one's come up to you and said, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?" 你怎么知道？有人这样问你吗？嗨这是你的鼻孔吗，我能将这肉块穿过去吗？
Chandler: In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all. 其实如果你现在问她，她根本记不得被开除这件事。
Joey: So if we went out on a date, she'd be there. 这样我去约会时，她就会在我身边。
Joey: You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister? 我约你姐姐出去你会介意吗？
Chandler: This is unbelievable. It's been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now. 真是令人难以置信，已过了半个小时。如果这是动画片，你现在看起来应该像火腿一样了。
Monica: Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? I can't think of an example. OK? I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this...and you can't wait 4 and half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet? 什么？试想一下我到你的办公室然后开始……？我想不出一个合适的例子，好吧？这机会我已等了七年而你却等不了四分半钟之后再吃洋葱馅饼吗？
Monica: You know, if you just wait another 6 and half minutes... 如果你再等6分钟半……
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out on your wedding, I was there for you. put a roof over your head! If that means nothing to you.... Twenty dollars an hour. 你逃婚之后我一直关心你。我让你有地方住， 如果这样对你仍毫无意义…一小时二十元。
Joey: If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! 如果你无法对我说出狠亵的话，你如何对她说呢？说你想爱抚我的屁♥ 股。