Teacher: You, by the door, in or out? 门旁的那个，加不加入？
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus? 我在25个女人面前尿尿开始一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看大苹果马戏团？
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会？谁带我去大苹果马戏团？
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in. 我想让你知道，去报案的人不是我。
Monica: No, it is me. I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows...and pays the bills as soon as they come in. 不，这正是我。我不只是那种必须拍松枕头。帐单一来立刻去缴款的人。
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说，那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了，只因他无法演出话剧？
Monica: No, no, no. Remember who you're dealing with here. I mean I'm not like you. I can't even stand in front of a tap class. 不，不，不。记得你身旁的人是谁。我的意思是，我和你不一样，我连站在踢踏舞教室前都有困难。
Monica: It was so wild. We told them we were the Gundersons in room 615...only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor. 那太疯狂了。我告诉他们我们是615房的冈氏姐妹，结果波士顿塞尔提克已包下整个六楼。