Monica: I'm so sorry. I can't believe I did this. I just couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. 真是抱歉，没想到我会这样。你那个诺曼·梅勒的故事让我都笑喷了。
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking? 哦，我的天，你在想些什么啊？
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue's in his ear. 感情很好？她舌头都伸进了他耳朵里了。
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's... not really true, is it? 乔伊，这太变态了，太恶心了，太......这不是真的，对不对？
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like...cocktails in Appalachia. 喂！我们是坐在一桌吗？看起来就像……在阿巴拉契亚喝鸡尾酒一样。(cocktails in Appalachia：Appalachia是美国东部的山区，比较保守，在那里出现鸡尾酒就像就像乱♥伦一样了，莫妮卡只是有点夸张的比喻那“兄妹”的行为。)
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. 超人狗气球出了点问题，它的头没办法充气鼓起来。
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight. 真是太棒了，好不容易遇上一个像他这样的，既聪明又风趣，而且心智超过8岁小孩的。