Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? Fill this out and bring it back to me. 我的天，你们的圣诞灯还亮着？资料填后拿给我。
Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something. 你好，我朋友取下圣诞灯时，从阳台跌落，她的脚或者脚踝可能受伤了。
I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, you know, or anything, but... 我知道Joey不是我男朋友或者热水壶或其他的什么，但是……
Phoebe: And then when I was twelve, she broke my collarbone. 我12岁的时候，她弄断了我的锁骨。
Phoebe: When I was eight, and I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. 我8岁的时候，我没给她我的Judy Jetson热水壶，她就把给丢到公车下面去了。
Phoebe: She just, you know, she's always breaking my stuff. 她就是总弄坏我的东西。
Nina: Maybe. But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors. 或许吧。但是这也无法解释他们为什么总是拿走我的剪刀。
Phoebe: Oh, my first birthday present! Oh! This is really... 哦，我的第一件生日礼物！哦，这衣服真……
Mr. Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep. 我可以透过天花板听见噪音。我的猫睡不着。