Phoebe: Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me. 嗯，我真正想要的是我妈妈能复活和我一起庆祝生日。
Chandler: No, but that's not a problem, sir. That's why my name's on the door. By the way do you know when I'm getting my name on the door? 没有，不过没问题的。这就是我的名字在门上的原因啊。你知道我什么时候能在门上有自己的名字吗？
Chandler: Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week. But I slept funny and my hair was very very... 嘿，听我说，我知道我上星期迟到了。但是我那天睡姿不良把头发睡塌了……
Ross: OK, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time. 好吧，我再打一次精♥子牌。
Phoebe: Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know, whatever, and uh, I mean, it's true, we were one egg, once. But, uh, you know, we've grown apart so uh... I don't know. Why not? 好吧，我是说，我又不是她的，你知道，什么人，我是说，没错，我们确实曾待在同一颗卵子里。但是，你知道，我们各自发育，所以……我不知道。有何不可？
Chandler: Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. 嗯，这样做会使我的WENUS出问题。
Ross: Hi, um, I'm err, I'm Ross Geller, and err ah... that's, that's my boy in there, and this is Carol Willick. And this is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carol's, just, com... Who's next? 嗨，呃，我是呃，我是Ross Geller，这是我儿子，这位是Carol Willick，这位是Susan Bunch。Susan是Carol的…… 下一位是？
Phoebe: Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?" 哦哦，她先学会走路的，虽然我那天稍后就学会了。但是对我爸妈来说那已经不是新鲜事了。