Ross: Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader. 是啊，她可能是从某位啦啦队队员那儿偷来的。
Ross: What? Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She she stole. She's a stealer. 什么？你疯了吗？这个女人偷了你的东西，她偷东西，她是个小偷！
Ross: My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility. 我的兽医认识迈阿密的朋友，或许有可能。
Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos. You know, like San Diego. Right? But that may just be a pipe dream. Because you know he's out of state. 我们申请很多动物园，当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑。比方说圣地牙哥动物园，是吧？那可能只是遥不可及的梦想，因为他状态不好。(pipe dream:白日梦，幻想。)
Ross: No. No. The vet said unless he's in a place...where he has regular access...to some monkey loving...he's just gonna get vicious...I just gotta get him into a zoo. 没办法，兽医说除非有个地方让它获得正常的猴爱，否则它会越来越凶猛，我得将它送到动物园。
Ross: I know, I know. I mean, one day he's this little thing...and then before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. 我知道，之前它还只是个小东西，然后不知不觉中，它就成了紧抓住我的腿不放的小东西。
Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks. 我真不敢相信！这真是太扯了！
Ross: She says, as time goes on, he's gonna start getting aggressive and violent. 她说，随着时间的推移，它会越来越暴力。
Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase. Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity. 她说马修乱性不是暂时的，显然它已性成熟。