Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen? Ross，你怎么会这么做？
Ross: I don't know, God, I...well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's... 我也不知道，天，我......啊，她不像是一般的妈妈，她很性感，她......
Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum. 好吧，我是人♥渣，我是人♥渣。(scum：人♥渣。)
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. 对，没带，因为我的拍子拿去换线了，有人应该帮我准备一支拍子的。
Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。(racquetball：短网拍墙球，手球式墙球（比赛规则和场地都与有四面墙场地的墙手球相同，但击球用以皮带拴腕的短柄球拍，球较墙手球略大而软）。)
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？