Ross: You know what I like most about him, though? 知道我最喜欢他哪一点？
Ross: So I think Alan...will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured. 我想艾伦……将应成为未来男朋友的标准。(yardstick：标准。)
Ross: Let's start with the way he kept picking at no, I'm sorry, I can't do this. We loved him. 我们就从他不停剔。。。开始，抱歉，我办不到。我们爱他。