Ross: Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way. 相信我，在所有我能想到的我的人生此刻的样子，这个绝对不是我想要的。
Ross: You know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do. 你们知道吗，呃，这个太难接受了。
Ross: My way? ! You, you think this is my way? 我得逞？你认为这样算我得逞？
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too. 不，不，不，功劳全让她抢了，嘿，我也在场。
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse. 你该不会想用海伦威利克班奇盖勒吧？因为我觉得这有虐待儿童之嫌。(child abuse：虐待儿童。)
Ross: Of course not, I'm...suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. 当然没有，我建议用盖勒威利克班奇。
Ross: Well, wait a minute, why why is she in the title? 等等，为何名字里有她的份？
Ross: Oh, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm. 哦，真的？我不记得你有制造精♥子。