Monica: Uh! Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while. 让我看看恩，放那儿看起来也不错啊，就摆那儿一阵子吧。
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex...and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy! 恩，你知道，刚开始我也不能接受，但我后来想此事百益而无一害。只有谈天说笑和做♥爱，而且绝不用负责任。这是每个男人的梦想。
Joey: Yeah, yeah, she is. But it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually. 对，对，她很好。不过我们不会长久了。我跟她在床上心有余而力不足。性方面。
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too. 别这样，我们在一起的时候超开心的。而且不光是开心而已，也有像聊天什么的。
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too? 哦，你啊，你想听一个奇怪的巧合吗？猜猜还有谁也要去洗衣服？(Freakish：畸形的，奇特的。)
Joey: No. Yeah. No. Okay, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi...three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. 啊不，啊对，啊不。好吧，但是先不过去，我不想看起来太捉急。一个密西西比，两个密西西比，三个密西西比。现在看起来很随了。
Chandler: You got way too much free time. 你实在太闲了。
Chandler: If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too. 如果我有只袜子在手上戴了三十年，它也会开始说话了。
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan. 怎么会，不可能的。你永远不可能太艾伦。