Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever? 你打算过要亲我吗？
Phoebe: Hi, thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. 谢谢大家，我想用一首每年的这个时节对我意义重大的歌曲开场。
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy. 但是，嗯，我们称你为提供精?子的家伙。(Bobo：专门给儿童制作的动画版sex education video中的主角精?子叫作Bobo, 该视频用于教育儿童受精卵的形成过程。)
Rachel: OK, I, I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? Look at that. 好吧，我，我明白您的意思，我同意您说的。但是我，我一直都很努力，并觉得自己做得越来越好。真的！有人需要咖啡吗？
Shelley: Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um... 嗨。你看，昨天的事我很抱歉，我，呃。。。
Chandler: Hi, um, I'm on account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you've got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape... 嗨，嗯，我的账号是7143457。还有，嗯，我不知道你们是否录下来了，不过我是真的想要一份这盒带子的拷贝。
Technically the...sex is not...being had, but that's...see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that...well Rachel and I should be, er, well Rachel and I should be together. 从技术上讲……性关系没有……发生过，不过那……嗯，那不是重点。嗯，呃，重点是……Rachel和我会，呃，Rachel和我会在一起。