Ross: Let's start with the way he kept picking at no, I'm sorry, I can't do this. We loved him. 我们就从他不停剔。。。开始，抱歉，我办不到。我们爱他。
Chandler: Oh, Satan's minions at work again... 撒旦的鬼仆又开始活跃了。
Rachel: I'm getting pretty good at this! 我做得越来越好了。
Ross: Hi, sorry I'm late, I got stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur...thing...anyway. 抱歉，我迟到了，我工作忙得无法脱身，有个大恐龙。。。之类的事情。
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. 至少她有机会把一个男人留在教堂的圣坛。
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well. Rachel到底做了什么？我们在俱乐部碰到了她父母，他们很不开心。
Marsha: She can try to live with "Mr. hey I'm Evolving".He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! 她可以试着和“进化先生”生活在一起。他在外头乱搞女人（用棍棒击打女人头部的隐喻），而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的气味。(club：棍棒、球棒。mastodon：乳齿象。)
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 好吧，那么提一个建议：叫单口相声再度上场。否则下次你们就会发现自己只能坐家里独自听唱片。(album: 专辑。)
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. Kind of like a symbolic gesture. 知道吗？我想我们这样就可以了。就好像是某个象征性行动。