Chandler: Yeah, Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. 我和400个男孩上的住宿学校，每次做♥爱都是对生活方式的重大抉择。
Chandler: I thought that was an alp. 我以为那是阿尔卑斯山。
Chandler: From now on, you don't get to talk to other people. 从现在起不准你和其他人讲话。
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help. And they're very hot! 但这些小姐很热，她们需要我们的帮助。而且很火♥辣。
Chandler: Oh, no no no wait wait wait. No, wait! We may not know anything about radiators per se,...but we do have certain amount of expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. 不，等等。我们对暖气本身或许不太懂，但我们可是冷暖环境的专家。
Chandler: We're kind of having an emergency, and we were looking for something. 我们有急事，我们在找东西。
Chandler: Ok, this's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. 好吧，这是它第一次出门，所以他很可能想要旅游一番。我去百老汇找。你去俄罗斯茶坊。