Chandler: Woo, you know, umm, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 哦,呃,5小时前我吃了一颗葡萄,所以我最好该和你分着吃。
Chandler: Can you believe it? Don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something.... Something! 你们能相信吗?我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗?我总是想像自己能做点事情。某些事情!
Rachel: Chandler, I know, I know. Hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. 钱德,我知道,我知道。嗨,你可以透过你的衬衫看自己的乳♥ 头。
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests...,intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? "You're ideally suited in data processing for a large multinational corporation." 8个半小时的能力倾向测验,智力测验,性格测验,我了解了什么?你适合在大型跨国公司数据处理部门方面发展。
Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically. 他没用比喻。
Chandler: Who are you going out with? 你要和谁约会?
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? 前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗?
Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. 在客厅里的各位全都找到人生方向。你们有目标,有梦想,但我却没有梦想。
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do. 你们都知道自己想要做什么。
Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt? 你能透过衬衫看见我的乳♥ 头吗?