Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old. 好吧，我9岁那年…
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have, and I remember this part vividly, a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. 我们全家刚刚吃完一顿丰盛的感恩节大餐。我 现在我还清楚地记得这个细节塞了满嘴的南瓜派，就在这时候，我父母告诉我他们要离婚了。
Monica: Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Holiday feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixings, and your family size bag of Funyuns. Chandler，这是你的传统感恩节大餐。你的西红柿汤、你的考奶酪还有家庭装Funyuns（洋葱圈）。(fixings：一般指在家里烹饪的，快速做好的食品。Funyuns：onion flavored rings，或是一种洋葱味零食品牌。)
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? 等等，Chandler，这是你的感恩节晚餐吗？你和这个节到底有什么过不去的？
Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. 我想说我完全赞成这个实验。而且，我还非常想把你的脑袋涂上黄油。
Chandler: I thought it was $98.50. 我记得刚才不还是98块5。
Chandler: Yes, every single one of them. 当然，每一个。
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays. 我猜Chandler，你还在抵制所有清教?徒的节日。(boycott：联合抵制，抵制（货物等），拒绝参加。)
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it. 祝你好运，老兄。我希望你能录取（染上）.
Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be? 你知道你要扮演哪一个吗？