Ross: Thanks, Dad, really, I just... you know, I just... I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father? 谢了，爸，真的，我只是，你知道的，我只是我只是想知道，呃你何时感觉自己像个父亲？
Mr. Geller: Right, look, your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about? 对，听着，都是你妈在处理，我忙着事业。经常不在家，你找我来是为了这个？
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talking about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 爸，爸，爸，我是在谈小孩的事。你是否，呃，曾经有过这种 "天呐，我要当爸爸了"的恐慌？
Ross: Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all? 爸，我出生前你有紧张吗？
Rachel: Well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person? 等等，我把谁当作我的紧急连络人来着？
Phoebe: Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?" 哦哦，她先学会走路的，虽然我那天稍后就学会了。但是对我爸妈来说那已经不是新鲜事了。
Ross: You know last night, I don't know what he did but there were capers everywhere! 昨晚，我不知道他做了什么，到处都是酸豆！
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword. 还有，它连续三天在我看报纸之前，在猜字游戏上尿尿。