Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know? 是的，那么，嗯，就是，嗯，孩子的爸爸怎么回事？我是说，如果有人即将生下我的孩子，我会想知道的，你懂我的意思么？
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor? Rachel，你怎么总和医生纠缠不清，难道你爸爸是个医生？
Joey: Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father! 怎么……怎么了？我去把孩子的爸爸叫来。嘿，这儿需要个爸爸！我们需要个爸爸！
Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 好的，想象最糟的场景，假设你从未感觉像个爸爸。假如你儿子从未感觉跟你交心。假如他所有的关系全受这个的影响。
Rachel: Daddy...Daddy...Daddy, why why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business!... dead! 爸，爸，爸，为什么？我♥干嘛和比利上床？他爸想害你倒闭！你死定了！
Ross: Thanks, Dad, really, I just... you know, I just... I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father? 谢了，爸，真的，我只是，你知道的，我只是我只是想知道，呃你何时感觉自己像个父亲？
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talking about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 爸，爸，爸，我是在谈小孩的事。你是否，呃，曾经有过这种 "天呐，我要当爸爸了"的恐慌？
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father. 总之，突然我又到了前场，我发现该接球的人是我，对吧？但我绝对来不及，于是我跑啊跑，于是我就醒过来了。看，我还没准备好当爸爸。