Phoebe: This is madness. This is madness! I tell you. For the love of God, Monica, don't do it. 这叫做疯狂，这叫做疯狂！我告诉你啊，上帝保佑，摩妮卡，别这么做！
Rachel: Ok, Monica, you know what, honey? You're kind of losing it here. This is really becoming like a weird obsession thing. 好吧，摩妮卡，你知道吗？你有点失去理智了。这已经变成了一种奇怪的鬼迷心窍。
Monica: This woman's got my life. I should get to see who she is. 这个女人拥有了我的升华，我应该去看看她是何方神圣。
Monica: I want to see what she looks like. 我想看看她长什么样子。
Monica: All right, great. Great. Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class. What? So you can dance with the woman that stole your card? 好的，太棒了，太棒了，非常感谢。我要去上踢踏舞课了。什么？这样你就可以跟偷你信用卡的人一起跳踢踏？
Monica: Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller. I believe I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. Oh, I've had a recent head injury and certain numbers stays...Barbecue. Oh, did l? See, there you go. 对，我是摩妮卡·盖勒，我想我有跟你一起上课来着，我想知道是在哪里上课。哦，我最近头部受伤，只记得一些数字了……野外烤肉。哦，我有吗？你瞧，就是这样。
Monica: It's so unfair. She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. 真太不公平了。她拥有我想要的一切，而且她没有我妈。
Monica: Really? Let's compare, shall we? 真的？我们来做比较，好吗？
Monica: Yeah, I might be if I had the supplies. I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 是啊，如果有艺术用品，我或许已是个艺术家。我本来可以的，只是现在不是。
Rachel: Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things. 摩妮卡，别泄气，你做的工作很酷。