Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my grandfather...died about two hours ago. But I...I...I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow, so here I am. 抱歉，我来晚了。我祖父他...他在两小时前过世了，明天才有回去的航班，所以我就来这了。
Rachel: See, it's hard for me to tell. I think my eye's closing up. 你看，我的眼睛肿得快睁不开了，所以没看出来。
And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle... oh...everybody having fun at the party? Are people eating my dip? 结果我的头磕在了路缘上，嘴唇被口中的哨子划伤。噢，大家玩得还愉快吧？有人吃我做的酱吗？(dip：酱汁。)
So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. 然后我吹起了防狼哨，又出现了三辆计程车，我刚要上车，她又来攻击我。(thingy：[诙谐语] 不知其名或忘记其名的小物件。tackle：着手处理，擒住并摔倒（一名对方球员）。)
And then the next thing I know she just starts starts pulling me out by my hair! 没等我反应过来，她就开始扯我的头发。
Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey...are you okay? Where...where's Paolo? 天啊，瑞秋，你没事吧？ 保罗呢？
Monica: I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. 起码你的新女友不会尿在我的咖啡桌上。
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home? 东西？你就这样招呼客人吗？我问你，如果我带着新女友来，你也不欢迎？
Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, no no no no no no no. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend! !' 告诉她，大卫。'我不要去明斯克和Lifson，Yamaguchi，Flench（这些知名人士）共事，不不不，我不去。我要留下来和我的女友培养感情！
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We...we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some faeces... 我不想让它独守空房，我们今早才吵了一架。一定是我加班到太晚的原因。我说了不该说的话，它就朝我扔了些排泄物…… (faeces：粪便，排泄物，屎。)