Ross: Look. The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. We came on the wrong night. 看看“三号男演员不是由维克·夏皮罗来演”，看来我们来错时间了啊。
Ross: You were incredible! A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen. I could not have done this without you. 你太棒了！女士们先生们，一位脱胎换骨的新女性诞生了。没有你我做不到。
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes. 不妙，她回来了。
Joey: All right, look, l'm not proud of this, Okay? Well, maybe I am a little. 好吧，我也不想这样的，好吗？嗯，可能有一点。
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's... not really true, is it? 乔伊，这太变态了，太恶心了，太......这不是真的，对不对？
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. The first time I had to make dinner for myself after Carol left me. I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross.... 我不觉得很傻。卡萝离开我之后我不得不第一次自己做晚饭。抱歉，时间到。接下来到我......
Chandler: I'm not afraid of commitment. I don't have a fear commitment. 我一点也不怕承诺。我一点也不怕承诺。
Janice: I know! This is not about me. This is totally about your fear of commitment. 我知道，这和我无关。这完全是因为你害怕承诺。
Joey: Yeah, yeah, she is. But it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually. 对，对，她很好。不过我们不会长久了。我跟她在床上心有余而力不足。性方面。
Joey: I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not. 我刚刚突然我在降落，但实际没有。