Ross: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops? 这么说大球落下的时候我是唯一的一个孤零零的家伙？
Ross: They will all know. Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now. 大家肯定都知道！唉，这可不是我现在需要的。
Ross: Okay, so on our no-date evening, three of you now are going to have dates. 所以在这个原本没有约会的晚上，你们三人都将有约会对象了。
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you? 告诉我，'没有约会的约定' 对你们的意义何在？
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We...we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some faeces... 我不想让它独守空房，我们今早才吵了一架。一定是我加班到太晚的原因。我说了不该说的话，它就朝我扔了些排泄物…… (faeces：粪便，排泄物，屎。)
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me. 太好了，不过你要表现出一副你主动照顾它的样子，不要让它觉得你是在帮我的忙。
Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again! 罗斯！ 它又在玩我的量勺。(spatulas：量勺。)
Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right? 放松，它又不会把它们玩坏的。