Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh...do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out? 这包装纸要留下来吗？只破了一点点……你是要跟罗斯一起收拾这个，还是要我丢掉？
Monica: So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her. 你曾经想过站在她的角度去想事情吗？
Chandler: Uh, let's see...Alvin...Simon...Theodore.... no. 让我想想，Alvin……Simon……Theodore……不认识。
Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh...like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, yyou can't. So here's my itinerary. Um...here's a picture of me. 总之，我要去一个星期。你们将联络不到我。这是我的行程表。呃，这是我的一张照片。
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great. 我不知道，她很好。
Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up. 我们，呃，我们刚想出来的。
Chandler: Hey you are really frightening me. Somebody wanna help me, trying to rip out my heart. Uh, that's great. Anybody seen a nipple? 嘿你真的吓到我了。谁帮我一下，她要把我心脏掏出来。呃，这下好了。谁看见一个乳♥ 头了么？
Doctor: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? 说不定，可能是一小时，也可能是三小时，但是请放心，她的状况很好。那么，呃，告诉我，你目前有交往对象吗？
Monica: No, Mom, everything's going fine, really. Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. 没事，妈妈，一切都好，对，Ross很好。他，嗯，他在别的地方。
Joey: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team. 祝你好运，然后，保重，好么？你知道Celtics有什么问题么？他们让球员经营球队。