Joey: Come on, seriously, I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? 拜托，我告诉过你不要用回乔伊。你认为我该取什么艺名？
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。
Monica: Excuse me? There's an open call for Cats. I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? 什么？ "猫" 剧还有一个缺额。我想我们可以去唱 "回忆"。让自己彻底当个傻子，如何？
Monica: You know what, after you're with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget that. 你们知道吗？和这女人相处十分钟后，你们就会把这些全忘了。
Ross: What? Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She she stole. She's a stealer. 什么？你疯了吗？这个女人偷了你的东西，她偷东西，她是个小偷！
Rachel: What? You click when they click. 怎么了？只要他们踢的时候你踢就是了。